Cheers, Simone!

Some sad news on the ABC 6/ FOX 28 news front (especially for our dear friend Renkes). Today was Simone Wilkinsons' last night with the crew. The Aussie reporter (who in Jason speak is a 2) leaves because our tyrant of a news director doesn't like her. She is not by the way the first person to leave for this reason. Simone will be missed dearly by all. She did however enjoy the picture that I colored for her during my weekend downtime at work. It was a snowy yard with a house in the background and a kangaroo building a snowman, BOO YA! It's shitty that good people, and good workers are leaving the station because of the lady in charge. Fortunately she has no idea who I am, which doesn't say much for her getting to know her employees, but I'm fine with that. So good luck with whatever you go on to do Simone, Cheers!!!!

Funky D and Nappy fined by Jonathan!

Funky D and Nappy have been fined by President Jonathan Meowington for slanderous remarks towards both Hall and Oates, and U-God. Funky D has been fined $450,000,000.00 for the following comments ..."Hall and Oates had better not only be singing Christmas songs, or there will be knuckles to the chin". Funky D should be excited that Hall and Oates are even gracing this sad town with their musical genius. I spoke with Hall and Oates briefly and their only response was "Private Eyes will be watching Funky D". Nappy was fined $8.00 for these comments toward U-God..."I think about how useless U-God is and how he should be kicked out of the Wu-Tang Clan". Wu-Tang Clan forms like Voltron and U-God happens to be the tail. How else would the flies to be kept away from Ghostface, Raekwon, Method Man, GZA, RZA, Inspectah Deck, Masta Killa and ODB's corpse? The Wu-Tang Clan/Hall and Oates Christmas album entitled "Instpectah Deck the Hall and Oates" has been pushed back from it's original release date of 12-4-07 to 12-11-07 so that a Funky D and Nappy dis track could be added. Sources close to me have revealed that this dis track will also be performed live at Bro Ho Ho. President Jonathan is meeting with both groups on Friday afternoon to discus further punishment.

Thanksgiving

Turkey is Delicious! Happy Thanksgiving!

I'm Russ Thorn don't act like you don't know the name!

Slumber Party Massacre is quite a thing. Russ Thorn don't play, and Ho's get nekked (with the exception of the rackalicious black chick, what a shame :( ). Don't worry this film is written and directed by women so it's not exploiting them and their fine mammaricals. This was the "Hat Trick" viewing of this cinematic gem for Nap Daddy and myself and it still holds up.
Young Abe is back in town fresh off of the cranberry farm. If your gonna buy cranberry sauce this Thanksgiving make sure it's Abe's ol' fashion Cransgiving sauce...WooooooooooWeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Nappy and myself met him and his sis Zoe at Bob's Bar and sat talked and listened to some fine Juke selections. Good times.
Wonder Years season 2 is awaiting me thanks to Nappy, so I'm off to partake in some Kevin Arnold Hijinx and hope to shield my eyes when a 1 named whinney is on the screen!

It's the new beginning son!

I'm back!