I'm sorry Bill Goldberg, OOOOOH, I am for real!

About 5 minutes after I blogged last night, I realized two things. 1. I had mistakenly left Santa's Slay off of my list of movies. Knowing that Bill Goldberg and Jonathan are great friends, I feel that bad things await. I am apologizing in hopes that President Meowington and Mr. Goldberg are not too harsh on me. I'm fearing a Hannukah Jackhammer is in my future, though. 2. The 18th of December is our dear friend Funky D's birthday! What to do, what to do. The most likely of scenarios is that I am speared, and jackhammered, and a movie marathon won't matter because I'll be dead. We could also postpone it until a later date. We'll see what the GREAT AND POWERFULL JONATHAN and FUNKY D come up with, ya heard!

Christmas Movie Marathon?

First of all I would like to express how disappointed I am that I had to miss Broin' Down "Bro Ho Ho". Work sucks. Secondly, I was chatting with Mr. Ken Harris last night at work and we were discussing a Christmas movie marathon. Nappy and I have talked about having one in the past but never really came through on it. It's kind of short notice, but I was thinking of holding one next Tuesday, December 18th. It wouldn't be a marathon of Halloween proportions, but maybe a Holiday Half Marathon, to get back into shape. I was thinking maybe four or five movies. We put together a short list of movie ideas, but I would like your suggestions as well. So far the list goes as follows...Home Alone, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story, Jack Frost (wacky killer mutated into snow man, not Michael Keaton dies and turns to a snow man. Although a bad Michael Keaton movie may be what we need to get Balderdash started!), Scrooged, and Silent Night Deadly Night. Those are just some ideas. Let me know any movies you would want to see or any I've listed that you would vote for. I'd be shooting for a 6:00pm starting time. Hopefully this is something everyone would be interested in, if not...LAY OFF ME I'M STARVING!!!! Funky D is still invited even though he hates Christmas and Jesus, he is still my friend. Nappy can come too, as long as he is not still giving Jonathan the business.

Things Fall Apart, for Funky D!

As of Friday night things were looking up for Funky D and Nappy after President Jonathan Meowington met with both Hall and Oates, and U-God of the Wu Tang Clan, over vicious remarks from earlier in the week. Initially Jonathan fined Funky D $450,000,000.00 and Nappy $8.00 for their slanderous remarks towards the musical icons. After hours of deliberation Hall and Oates feeling the Christmas spirit waived the fines that were placed upon Funky D, and U-God graciously cut Nappy's fine in half but was quoted as saying "A brotha still gottsa eat." The Wu Tang/Hall and Oates Christmas album was then back on the orignal schedule of being released Tuesday, December 4th, without a Nappy/Funky D dis track.

Thinking all was well Hall and Oates made their schelduled stop in Columbus on Monday night, not knowing that a sinister grinch awaited them. Not more than three seconds after the sweet tones of the first noel came from the vocal chords of Darryl Hall, did the one and only Funky D begin a second onslaught of verbal mayhem. Funky D managed to obtain tickets to the concert by way of a Mexican Elf/Leprechaun named Elfprechaun Sanchez. He directed a tapestry of hate filled obceneties towards Hall and Oates that would make a deaf man poke his own eyes out. A Japanese tourist that was in attendance claimed that "Rarge head man speak dirty Engarish at Harr and Oates." Funky D was swiftly escorted out of the building by muliple event staffers. He then escaped on foot and was last spotted in Heath, Ohio at a Luchagors concert.

President Jonathan Meowington has now called upon the Transformers and Prime Time Elix Skipper to find and return Funky D, where upon he will be sentenced to watching Jack Frost 2, while listening to the Hall and Oates Christmas album on repeat for 940 grips. Nappy paid U-God the $4.00 fine, but was fined another $640,000,000.00 for giving Jonathan the business.