Golden Girls Marathon

There will be a Golden Girls Marathon this Satruday beginning at 7:00 pm. Come one come all to remember the late Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty.

Thank You For Being A Friend

I didn't believe it when I first heard it. Around 9:15pm Saturday night I recieved a call from Andy and he told me that Bea Arthur had passed away at the age of 86. I first thought about the date, but it was too late for April Fool's Day, although I wouldn't put it past the Nap Daddy to pull such a prank after last year's Jenna Fischer Gem. But when I got home around 1:00 am and saw a post on my facebook page from Jenny Beck ab0ut her passing and I knew it was true. The quick witted, sassy Golden Girl passed away from cancer. As Dorothy Zbornak she had impecable timing and had facial expressions the even Vince McMahon would be proud of. Herself and Estelle Getty, who also recently passed away, were far and away my favorite of the G.G's. The Mother Daughter pair had phenomenal chemistry together and will go down as one of the great comedic tandoms. I will tenatively schedule a Golden Girl's marathon for next weekend and you are all invited! To Bea Arthur, Thank you for being a friend! R.I.P.

Sizzarp B-day HOORAY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON! It should be easy to cut the cake with such a big knife. SIZZARP!!!!!!!!!

Your Mucking Fother Trebek!

I want my Seal point Trebek! Kiss From Rose is close enough!

The Office Quiz

Funky D and Sorry, Keith Jackson both took the "If I were a character on The Office who would I be" quiz. Keith is some dork with glasses and Funky D is a woman. Here's how mine turned out.

If I were an office character I'd be Chuck Norris. I would then roundhouse kick the idea of the office back into the mind of whoever came up with it, then roundhouse kick that person to death so that the office will have never existed. CHUCKMATE!

Happy Easter!

Despite popular belief Easter was invented in 1893 by Phillip Easter, not by Jesus. Phillip was a farmer specializing in raising chickens. His chickens laid the finest eggs in all of the Midwest. People came from miles around to get the eggs laid by his prize chickens. One day Phillip decided that it was to easy to just sell his eggs to customers so he thought it would be more exciting to hide eggs around his farm and let customers wander around and find them while getting to experience the rest of his farm. The person who found the most eggs recieved a 25 percent discount on that days purchase. The first person to recieve the discount was an 8 year old boy by the name of Jesus (Hay-soos). He found 120 eggs that day. So excited that he won the discount Jesus returned home decided to color one of the eggs and give it to Phillip as a gift. On the way back to Phillip's farm Jesus was trampled to death, then eaten by a pack of wild blood thirsty rabbits. Three days later Phillip found upon his doorstep a colored egg and in the distance saw a ghostly figure of a little boy. Then a bunny rabbit bounced across his lawn. Phillip decided that once a year he would color eggs for his hunt in rememberance of Jesus, and call it "Jesus' Easter Egg Hunt". He claimed that a rabbit would bring in these special colored eggs and hide them for all the boys and girls to find. Phillip Easter died in 1907, but his day of hiding eggs remains to this day. Somehow the story got twisted into a story about the late J.C. (R.I.P), but in truth it was Phillip Easter chicken farmer.

Hot Dog We Have A Weiner!

Amanda wins the NCAA Pool! In the closest contest to date it came down to Amanda and Michelle for the the $35.00 pot! Both being tied and having no other points to get except for North Carolina it came down to a tie breaker. Amanda selected a total score of 148 and Michelle 132. The final total of the game was 161. Congrats to Amanda!!!!! There will be a $30.00 being from another country fee, and a $5.00 using math equations to select winners fee. Good work and good luck next year!!!!

April Fools

Chuck Norris's Calender skips directly from March 31st to Arpil 2nd. NO ONE FOOLS CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!

He also roundhouse kicked Jenna Fischer so hard that he killed David Spade. Jenna still lives so that Chuck Norris can wax her juggs.