I'm sorry Bill Goldberg, OOOOOH, I am for real!

About 5 minutes after I blogged last night, I realized two things. 1. I had mistakenly left Santa's Slay off of my list of movies. Knowing that Bill Goldberg and Jonathan are great friends, I feel that bad things await. I am apologizing in hopes that President Meowington and Mr. Goldberg are not too harsh on me. I'm fearing a Hannukah Jackhammer is in my future, though. 2. The 18th of December is our dear friend Funky D's birthday! What to do, what to do. The most likely of scenarios is that I am speared, and jackhammered, and a movie marathon won't matter because I'll be dead. We could also postpone it until a later date. We'll see what the GREAT AND POWERFULL JONATHAN and FUNKY D come up with, ya heard!

Christmas Movie Marathon?

First of all I would like to express how disappointed I am that I had to miss Broin' Down "Bro Ho Ho". Work sucks. Secondly, I was chatting with Mr. Ken Harris last night at work and we were discussing a Christmas movie marathon. Nappy and I have talked about having one in the past but never really came through on it. It's kind of short notice, but I was thinking of holding one next Tuesday, December 18th. It wouldn't be a marathon of Halloween proportions, but maybe a Holiday Half Marathon, to get back into shape. I was thinking maybe four or five movies. We put together a short list of movie ideas, but I would like your suggestions as well. So far the list goes as follows...Home Alone, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story, Jack Frost (wacky killer mutated into snow man, not Michael Keaton dies and turns to a snow man. Although a bad Michael Keaton movie may be what we need to get Balderdash started!), Scrooged, and Silent Night Deadly Night. Those are just some ideas. Let me know any movies you would want to see or any I've listed that you would vote for. I'd be shooting for a 6:00pm starting time. Hopefully this is something everyone would be interested in, if not...LAY OFF ME I'M STARVING!!!! Funky D is still invited even though he hates Christmas and Jesus, he is still my friend. Nappy can come too, as long as he is not still giving Jonathan the business.

Things Fall Apart, for Funky D!

As of Friday night things were looking up for Funky D and Nappy after President Jonathan Meowington met with both Hall and Oates, and U-God of the Wu Tang Clan, over vicious remarks from earlier in the week. Initially Jonathan fined Funky D $450,000,000.00 and Nappy $8.00 for their slanderous remarks towards the musical icons. After hours of deliberation Hall and Oates feeling the Christmas spirit waived the fines that were placed upon Funky D, and U-God graciously cut Nappy's fine in half but was quoted as saying "A brotha still gottsa eat." The Wu Tang/Hall and Oates Christmas album was then back on the orignal schedule of being released Tuesday, December 4th, without a Nappy/Funky D dis track.

Thinking all was well Hall and Oates made their schelduled stop in Columbus on Monday night, not knowing that a sinister grinch awaited them. Not more than three seconds after the sweet tones of the first noel came from the vocal chords of Darryl Hall, did the one and only Funky D begin a second onslaught of verbal mayhem. Funky D managed to obtain tickets to the concert by way of a Mexican Elf/Leprechaun named Elfprechaun Sanchez. He directed a tapestry of hate filled obceneties towards Hall and Oates that would make a deaf man poke his own eyes out. A Japanese tourist that was in attendance claimed that "Rarge head man speak dirty Engarish at Harr and Oates." Funky D was swiftly escorted out of the building by muliple event staffers. He then escaped on foot and was last spotted in Heath, Ohio at a Luchagors concert.

President Jonathan Meowington has now called upon the Transformers and Prime Time Elix Skipper to find and return Funky D, where upon he will be sentenced to watching Jack Frost 2, while listening to the Hall and Oates Christmas album on repeat for 940 grips. Nappy paid U-God the $4.00 fine, but was fined another $640,000,000.00 for giving Jonathan the business.

Cheers, Simone!

Some sad news on the ABC 6/ FOX 28 news front (especially for our dear friend Renkes). Today was Simone Wilkinsons' last night with the crew. The Aussie reporter (who in Jason speak is a 2) leaves because our tyrant of a news director doesn't like her. She is not by the way the first person to leave for this reason. Simone will be missed dearly by all. She did however enjoy the picture that I colored for her during my weekend downtime at work. It was a snowy yard with a house in the background and a kangaroo building a snowman, BOO YA! It's shitty that good people, and good workers are leaving the station because of the lady in charge. Fortunately she has no idea who I am, which doesn't say much for her getting to know her employees, but I'm fine with that. So good luck with whatever you go on to do Simone, Cheers!!!!

Funky D and Nappy fined by Jonathan!

Funky D and Nappy have been fined by President Jonathan Meowington for slanderous remarks towards both Hall and Oates, and U-God. Funky D has been fined $450,000,000.00 for the following comments ..."Hall and Oates had better not only be singing Christmas songs, or there will be knuckles to the chin". Funky D should be excited that Hall and Oates are even gracing this sad town with their musical genius. I spoke with Hall and Oates briefly and their only response was "Private Eyes will be watching Funky D". Nappy was fined $8.00 for these comments toward U-God..."I think about how useless U-God is and how he should be kicked out of the Wu-Tang Clan". Wu-Tang Clan forms like Voltron and U-God happens to be the tail. How else would the flies to be kept away from Ghostface, Raekwon, Method Man, GZA, RZA, Inspectah Deck, Masta Killa and ODB's corpse? The Wu-Tang Clan/Hall and Oates Christmas album entitled "Instpectah Deck the Hall and Oates" has been pushed back from it's original release date of 12-4-07 to 12-11-07 so that a Funky D and Nappy dis track could be added. Sources close to me have revealed that this dis track will also be performed live at Bro Ho Ho. President Jonathan is meeting with both groups on Friday afternoon to discus further punishment.

Thanksgiving

Turkey is Delicious! Happy Thanksgiving!

I'm Russ Thorn don't act like you don't know the name!

Slumber Party Massacre is quite a thing. Russ Thorn don't play, and Ho's get nekked (with the exception of the rackalicious black chick, what a shame :( ). Don't worry this film is written and directed by women so it's not exploiting them and their fine mammaricals. This was the "Hat Trick" viewing of this cinematic gem for Nap Daddy and myself and it still holds up.
Young Abe is back in town fresh off of the cranberry farm. If your gonna buy cranberry sauce this Thanksgiving make sure it's Abe's ol' fashion Cransgiving sauce...WooooooooooWeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Nappy and myself met him and his sis Zoe at Bob's Bar and sat talked and listened to some fine Juke selections. Good times.
Wonder Years season 2 is awaiting me thanks to Nappy, so I'm off to partake in some Kevin Arnold Hijinx and hope to shield my eyes when a 1 named whinney is on the screen!

It's the new beginning son!

I'm back!