Things Fall Apart, for Funky D!

As of Friday night things were looking up for Funky D and Nappy after President Jonathan Meowington met with both Hall and Oates, and U-God of the Wu Tang Clan, over vicious remarks from earlier in the week. Initially Jonathan fined Funky D $450,000,000.00 and Nappy $8.00 for their slanderous remarks towards the musical icons. After hours of deliberation Hall and Oates feeling the Christmas spirit waived the fines that were placed upon Funky D, and U-God graciously cut Nappy's fine in half but was quoted as saying "A brotha still gottsa eat." The Wu Tang/Hall and Oates Christmas album was then back on the orignal schedule of being released Tuesday, December 4th, without a Nappy/Funky D dis track.

Thinking all was well Hall and Oates made their schelduled stop in Columbus on Monday night, not knowing that a sinister grinch awaited them. Not more than three seconds after the sweet tones of the first noel came from the vocal chords of Darryl Hall, did the one and only Funky D begin a second onslaught of verbal mayhem. Funky D managed to obtain tickets to the concert by way of a Mexican Elf/Leprechaun named Elfprechaun Sanchez. He directed a tapestry of hate filled obceneties towards Hall and Oates that would make a deaf man poke his own eyes out. A Japanese tourist that was in attendance claimed that "Rarge head man speak dirty Engarish at Harr and Oates." Funky D was swiftly escorted out of the building by muliple event staffers. He then escaped on foot and was last spotted in Heath, Ohio at a Luchagors concert.

President Jonathan Meowington has now called upon the Transformers and Prime Time Elix Skipper to find and return Funky D, where upon he will be sentenced to watching Jack Frost 2, while listening to the Hall and Oates Christmas album on repeat for 940 grips. Nappy paid U-God the $4.00 fine, but was fined another $640,000,000.00 for giving Jonathan the business.