Les is more in New Orleans!

The only thing left from the chip on OSU's shoulder is the salt. After going up quickly 10-0, thanks to Beanie Wells, the Buckeyes squandered their lead and were embarressed in the bayou 38 - 24. I was with Les Miles on the sideline as he took the ceremonial Gatorade shower and I asked him why he chose red Gatorade and he replied, " It's not Gatorade it's Buckeye Blood!", and he was right. I then asked him if he regreted not taking the Michigan job and he said, "It would be too damn easy to win up there with those fine Wolverine teams , if I wanted to beat up on pussies all year I'd be a porn star."
James Lauranitis of Ohio St., and son of former WWE Superstar "The Animal" of Road Warriors fame, was seen crying and just kept saying "Daddy told me not to be a Buckeye." Animal and the ghost of his tag team partner Hawk gave James the Dooms Day Device and called him a Bitch and a Gay. "Beanie" Wells also said, "It's like the SEC is the Iron Shiek and we are B. Brian Blair and they are putting us in the camel clutch, breaking our backs and then fucking our ass...but we like it because we're gay".
This loss will certainly set back the Buckeyes, but it is also a blow to the Big 10 Conferance as a whole. This loss being the second straight BCS championship loss by OSU in blowout fashion as well as Rose Bowl losses by Michigan last year and Illinois this year both at the hands of USC, does not make the Big 10 look to attractive to future recruits. Michigan was the saving grace this bowl season for the Big 10 defeating Florida in the Capital One bowl on New Years day.
Glenn DORSEY, of LSU put it best when he said, "I make phat mix tapes for that ass! WOOP, WOOP!"