Packers Win!

Hold your horses! After what was one of the bigger upsets in NFL playoff history the New York football Giants have been stripped of their NFC Championship. Inside sources have revealed that members of the Giants organization snuck into the restaurant where the Green Bay Packers were eating and put tablets into the soup. It is believed that the tablets were infected with the GRIDS. Not full blown GRIDS but 24 hour GRIDS. These tablets caused the Packers to play like big dumb homo's. I asked Eli Manning if someone had mistakenly given him one of the tablets, and he told me "I don't need no artificial queer pills, I'm gay all by damn myself! ask anyone!" Despite the fact that the Giants gave their opposition performance unenhancing drugs it took regulation plus some to defeat the mighty Packers at Lambeau field. In sub freezing temperatures the Giants and Packers dueled to a 20-20 tie after Laurence Tynes shanked two field goals like a prison inmate. Being infected with the gay juice the Packers complained about the cold and talked about how cute Tony Romo was and what a bitch Jessica Simpson is, and how they wanted to scratch her eyes out.
In overtime the Packers Brett Favre threw an interception on the second play, setting up what would be another game winning field goal attempt for Laurence Tynes. "Loan sharks already took my kids, but I had to save my wife" said Tynes, about his overtime attempt. Tynes stepped up and nailed a 47 yard field goal to win the game. But that dream is over.
After the release of the GRIDS information NFL Commissioner Jonathan Meowington has ejected the Giants from the Super Bowl, re-named the team "The Poop Chute Giants", taken away all draft picks until the 2054 draft and infeceted everyone in the organization with lifelong GRIDS.
Now that the Packers have been rightfully placed in the Super Bowl to take on the New England Patriots history says they will be crowned the next champions. On January 26th, 1997 , Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packers faced and defeated, you guessed it, the New England Patriots. You may say, well the Patriots didn't have Tom Brady that year. True. The Patriots are undefeated and have a nearly unstoppable offense this year. True. Brett Favre despite his phenomenal year, has aged and isn't the same Brett Favre that he was in '97. Also true. But the one thing that Green Bay has this season as they did in the '97 Super Bowl is a Heisman Trophy winner from Michigan!
In 1997 Desmond Howard became the first special teams player to win the Super Bowl MVP. Howard's 99-yard kickoff return late in the third quarter of Green Bay's 35-21 victory over the Patriots was the biggest play in a game filled with big plays. He finished with a Super Bowl-record 244 yards on kickoff and punt returns. Howard was also the Heisman Trophy winner for the '91-'92 NCAA football season. This year the Packers face another Wolverine Heisman winner in Cornerback Charles Woodson. Woodson won the trophy in the '97-'98 season in which the Wolverines also took home the National Championship. The stars are aligned just right for the Packers to end what could be the greatest single season performance for a team, as the New England Patriots remain undefeated at 18-0, but it would be all for nothing now if they don't take home a Super Bowl crown. I asked Tom Brady (also a Michigan alum) about facing Woodson and he said, "I'm going to throw the ball to the best player on the field, and it just happens to be Charles Woodson." When asked about the arch rival Buckeyes Mike Vrabel and AJ Hawk that would also be playing in the game Brady only replied by vomitting on the floor, and saying "It's just not right".