To the Heisman go the foils!

The Michigan Wolverines upset Heisman trophy winner Tim Tebow and his Buckeye destroying Gators to send retiring Head Coach Lloyd Carr out on a high note. The mighty Wolverines tried their hardest to give the game away but the Gators just wouldn't let them. Twice, Senior Running Back Mike Hart laughingly lost fumbles inside the Florida One yard line which would have put the game surely out of reach for Florida. But Hart later stated, "We wanted Florida and their anal sex loving Florida fans to think they had a chance." Senior Michigan Quarterback Chad Henne had a career day, passing for nearly 400 yards along with a few TD's. Henne spoke to me after the game and said, "My passes were on point, even the ones I threw to the other team." The Wolverines won the Capital One Bowl 41 - 35 sending Head Coach Lloyd Carr out with a final Bowl victory. Coach Carr said after the game that "we made Urban Meyer, look like a Rural Faggot!" Now that Carr is out Michigan needed a get RICH quick scheme, as in get Rich Rodriguez to coach the Wolverines next year. The former West Virginia coach will be bringing his spread offense to Michigan next year hopefully to get the mighty Wolverines back to a national championship. I talked briefly with Rodriguez about his plans for beating Ohio St. with the spread offense and he told me that, "The only thing that will be spread are Jim Tressels' ass cheeks as he is being humbled by my superior Wolverines". A fine response from a fine man.